In case you’ve been living under a rock, horror show of a dumpster-fire human Roy Moore, who is running for Jeff Sessions’s senate seat in Alabama and conflates homosexuality with bestiality, is also a child molester.
So, not only does Roy Moore say heinous things, but he also does heinous things!
Don’t worry, though. It’s okay because of Jesus. “Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus,” said Alabama State Auditor Jim Ziegler, defending Moore, I guess.
Now, I’m Jewish, so I could very well be mistaken, but isn’t that total bullshit? Isn’t Joseph not actually Jesus’s father, and didn’t they not have sex? Hence Mary being a virgin and all? I kind of thought that was a central theme of the bible. Either way, that defense is dumb. But please let me know either way, right or wrong.
Also, watch this clip of Trenton Garmon, Moore’s lawyer, just being randomly racist on MSNBC, I guess in effort to defend his client? Not sure even he knows what’s going on here.
Meanwhile, Doug Jones, who is finally leading Moore in the polls, but man did that take awhile, is an Alabama lawyer who prosecuted two Ku Klux Klan perpetrators of the 16th Street Baptist Church bombing that killed four African-American girls. To summarize, normal guy who locks up child-murderers vs. gay-bashing child molester who wears a cowboy hat.
(P.S. I won’t tell you what to do, but you have the option of donating to Doug Jones here. Or let a child molester/all-around garbage human be a senator. Again, the choice is try to prevent a judge who deemed marriage equality worse than slavery and likened it to the Holocaust, essentially, and support a prominent lawyer who prosecuted two Ku Klux Klan members for killing children, or be like, “Nah, that sounds fine to me.” Here’s that link again: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/p4b4jones